I'm beginning to think we were all bored...

Remember when people blogged? It was a whole thing. You probably read about it, in a blog, or watched it in the award-winning, highest-rated show on TV, "QuarterLife."

I used to have a blog. A long time ago. And I wondered why I stopped having one.

Oh, yeah -- I've got shit to do.

That's what happened to everybody's blogs, right? We all woke up one day and, instead of writing about how we need to make changes and how good breakfast was, we all decided to just eat breakfast and shut up about it.

For instance, I had breakfast. Yeah. Take that Internet.

The thing is, I have a job. And a wife. And a lot of TV shows to watch. And comic books that I read instead of real books. And my living room is dirty because I keep living in there.

So, you know, I Twitter, which is like blogging, in that I don't do that much any more either, but it's much shorter, too.

Christ. Where was I going? Oh, yeah -- to work. It turns out I have some shit to do.