Long-time readers, you poor bastards, might remember the story of Relationship Girl. She was the co-worker who managed to get proposed to by two guys in one week -- wonder how that happened?
She had a habit of telling her stories, the kind that involved venereal diseases and angry yelling, to everyone she knew via cell phone. That is how I came to know the stories by heart, like classic children's tales, as I heard them 80 times in a row.
Well, I don't see much of the original Relationship Girl anymore, because I don't work with her. But lo and behold, her spirit lives on in Relationship Girl 2: The Ruining.
And Relationship Girl 2 is out for vengeance...against herself. That's the only explanation I can come up with, after being subjected to several stories of self-fuck-uppery.
Seriously -- she does the kind of shit you only do if you're trying to screw up your life. Marrying a guy you fight with constantly, who proposed after you had broken up for a few months? Not smart. That didn't last long, so now she's "talking" with "a guy" who is perfectly normal...except for his psycho ex-wife who called the cops on him and got him arrested.
And so, yesterday, when I heard the words, "Confidentially...where is the Oklahoma County Jail?" I knew. Deep in my heart of hearts I knew, Relationship Girl 2 had come to stay...until she gets fired or killed or whatever happens to people bent on self-destruction.
Friday, August 08, 2008
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