Good morning, Sinners.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Local News

I swear to the Dark Lord Below, this is what I heard this morning on the news:

"Sen. John McCain teams up with President Bush to raise $3 million in campaign funds....and Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are still in the race."

OK, did I get my facts totally wrong, or are both Barack and Hillary beating the shit out of McCain in fundraising? And aren't we pretty sure that Obama, the real nominee, is going to beat the fuck out of McCain in the general? Or can we at least agree he's more than "still in the race"?

Oklahoma news, ladies and gentlemen. More live, more local and clearly more delusional.

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