Hello, I'm Paula Poundstone

Still sick. Or, I guess, still still sick. Better than before, though, so hopefully I only have to muddle through another few days of this before I can be well again.

Regardless, the cold has taken its toll. Dr. Wife is sick now, which is just awesome, and three days away from work has stripped me of what little acumen I had to start with.

Oh, I can still write press releases and news stories, but I've forgotten how to tie a tie. I mean, it's on there, but it is hanging lower than normal. I look like a lesbian comedienne. Though my face has to take some of the blame, I guess.