Gay Al-Qaeda Determined to Strike Traditional Marriage!

There are lots of shitty things about living in Oklahoma. There's the shitty roads. There's the shitty economy. There's the shitty liquor laws.

But, by a wide margin, the shittiest thing about living in Oklahoma is the people. Not all of them are bad -- in fact, most of them are fine. But it doesn't take a very big ratio of shit to make things shitty.

One of our local turds is doing more than the rest. Her name is Sally Kerns and she is the State Rep. for district 84.

Here is what she thinks about gay people:



Yes. Homosexuals are more of a threat to the U.S. than terrorists. Not all lifestyles are created equal, just as not all religions are created equal.

Would I vote for this woman? Absolutely not. She's an imbecile. That said, what her bigoted, racist, retarded ass said isn't illegal. When she tries to pass a law rounding up gay people and putting them in concentration camps, that's when we assassinate the bitch.

In the interim, if you'd like to e-mail your thoughts to Sally, you can do so right here: sallykern@okhouse.gov

EDIT: For something even more horrifying, take a look at what my fellow Oklahomans think about it: http://www.newsok.com/article/3214408

(Hint: Lots of them are with her.)