Blinded by the light.
That is the best way to describe my commute to work. I don't know if it's the angle or the time or something else I'm doing wrong, but it is clear that the sun is gunning for me.
I almost hit another car today -- not because I was being careless or fucking with the radio or anything. I just couldn't see the guy in front of me until it was time to slam on the brakes and pray to the elder god Cthulu to save me.
It's only on Northwest Expressway and I think I know why it's happening. It's because I'm driving southeast. Clearly, my car is literally rubbing the road the wrong way and it's teamed up with it's best friend, the sun, to do me in.
Any of you with artistic talent, feel free to create a picture of Northwest Expressway and The Sun hanging out, possibly at a bar or during Spring Break. I will use this as proof that I'm batshit crazy.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
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